Pacino Puns

A list of puns related to "Pacino"

Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.

Cap Pacino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What did Al Pacino have done to correct his vision? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordan_00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....

.....he's a real scarf ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...

Cap Pacino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youcatthewrongpurrsn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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"Where's my John Daniels?"

"John Daniels?"

"Yeah, where is it?

"John?"

"Yeah"

"Don't you mean Jack?"

"...when you've known him as long as I have son, you can call him John."

Bless Al Pacino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A skeleton walks into a bar

"I'll have a beer, and a mop"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigQfan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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What do you get if you put Robert De niro in the dryer?

Al Pacino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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I got hit with this last night: "Where's my John Daniels?"

"John Daniels?"

"Yeah, where is it?

"John?"

"Yeah"

"Don't you mean Jack?"

"...when you've known him as long as I have son, you can call him John."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weavin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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