I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Almost 10 years straight, bikes only(by choice hehe) in L.A. County. -Splitting the 5 during rush hour congestion(Im talking molasses), downtown LA, Little/Big Tujunga canyons almost daily- (was my literal backyard, lived near the foothills) Thorough PCH jouts- local beaches and farther- Ventura, Oxnard, SB. Etc. Night blasts before bedtime. And just plain wasting gas chasing the horizon etc.
Large cruisers 700 lbs, 600s, standards, nakeds, and sumo once or twice.
Im not bragging by any means, I’m just saying I’ve some street experience…
But tbh, concerning dirt/off-road riding, I’ve only rode a friends 125 pit bike camping or at the local wash a couple of times. Off-road/dual sport/adventuring didn’t even occur to me back then. I was far too intoxicated by speed haha.
Main question is, considering my prior street experience, should I go entry level initially and THEN step up OR jump straight to the big boy, fire-breathing enduros and ADVs(450’s/500/ and bigger etc)?
Could I potentially be a MUCH better rider off-road by gaining experience on something more entry-level and confidence inspiring? I don’t mind investing into an entry level if that is so.
Or would I just be wasting time/money on something I could potentially outgrow very quickly?
Also it’s been a few years riding any bike but two-wheels should come back to me very quickly…
Please forgive all grammatical errors and the rambling etc. I’m just super excited!
Any and all wisdom/advice is appreciated!
Thank you.
— extra info— Yes, I want to DS/be plated. And I still live in the same awesome area SfV foothills, walking distance to fire roads, trails, and all that.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
