Outplacement Puns

A list of puns related to "Outplacement"

Is outplacement Attorney Resouces (OAR) worth it?

I am a 3L from a top 30 law school with a mediocre gpa.

I have received an email from BCG Attorney Search about this Outplacement Attorney Resources thing. It is $99 per month and it provides career services to an attorney and a law student who are actively looking for a job.

Anyone have tried this service? Please share with me your experience.

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👤︎ u/catchfired
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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How useful are outplacement 'career support' programs like Lee Hecht Harrison (LHH)?

So it looks like it's finally my turn and I just received a notice of redundancy after what seems like a constant restructuring in the organisation (this has been the 3rd one in 2 years). As a tokenistic gesture of 'support', part of the redundancy package is a couple of months of 'outplacement career support' with LHH which claim to have access to unpublished job opportunities and provide CV and LinkedIn support.

Anyone have experience with these outplacement conpanies? Are they genuinely useful or am I correct to think that they're just more expensive versions of useless JSPs like Max Employment and AtWork?

I'm a tad curious how much it costs the company per person to engage these kind of services. Would've much prefered they just pay me the cost directly in my redundancy package if they're as useless as I suspect.

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👤︎ u/BananaAppleDays
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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In Dashy’s first event playing with xeo members he gets outplaced by Clayster!
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👤︎ u/l3apes
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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The number of times an MCC player has outplaced PeteZahHutt (Canon only, and excluding MCC15)
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👤︎ u/SweatyPubes
📅︎ Dec 23 2021
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Amount of times a player has outplaced dream since he joined mcc oh boy let me tell you it is a lot
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👤︎ u/Multinoir_078
📅︎ Oct 20 2021
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MCC players by the number of times they have outplaced fruitberries! (Canon Only)
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👤︎ u/SweatyPubes
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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Outplacement services

Is anyone who was ILO’d using LHH outplacement services? Is it value-added?

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👤︎ u/moramarc
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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