Ouiβner (pointillism)
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︎ May 03 2022
Ima start spelling weed ouiβd cos I canβt say no to it
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Oui T.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Nintendo Oui
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︎ Jan 06 2016
Ah Oui Oui
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︎ Sep 29 2019
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
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︎ Jun 21 2014
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︎ Jan 07 2016
Nintendo Oui [x-post from /r/gaming]
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︎ Apr 01 2014
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view , so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out βcan you all see me now?β
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︎ Mar 11 2022
How can I speak English, French, Spanish and German at the same time?
When someone ask if I can see them, I will tell them that not only I can see them, but many many people including me, "We" can see them by answering "Yes, Oui SΓ Ja." (Yes we see ya)
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︎ May 22 2022
Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.
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︎ Mar 09 2022
If a wealthy ancient Roman had a private bathroom on the sixth floor of his home...
...did that make it a VI P room?
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︎ Feb 16 2022
What the did the French poultry farmer say when his price winning chickens' eggs kept getting bigger and bigger every day?
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︎ Apr 23 2022
A French man is on holiday in America
He goes to a restaraunt. The waiter asks him "Would you like a table sir?"
He replies "Oui, Oui"
so the waiter leads him to the bathroom.
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︎ May 18 2022
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
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︎ Apr 22 2022
What did the airport bathroom attendant ask the foreigner?
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︎ Apr 19 2022
So... I visited France and was driving my truck down the road.
I saw a hitchhiker and I asked if he needed a ride, he responded with, "oui oui!" I quickly closed the door and said, "Not in my car!"
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︎ May 12 2022
Why are people in France obsessed with peeing?
Itβs oui oui everywhere over there
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︎ Apr 15 2022
I decided to join a French gym since French people are always in such good shape
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︎ Apr 03 2022
I asked my wife if she knew the french word for urinate
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What did the French man do when he drank too much water?
He went oui oui in his pants
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︎ Feb 03 2022
Who answers the phone in Jurassic Park's French call center?
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︎ Jan 29 2022
What sound does a French ambulance make?
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︎ Feb 22 2022
Why do Frenchmen eat such small breakfasts?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Oct 23 2021
Did yβall know thereβs a fruit thatβs bilingual?
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Why did the French guy leave the public swimming pool?
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︎ Dec 17 2021
What do French people say when they go down a slide?
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︎ Dec 12 2021
What are Queenβs best selling songs in France?
Oui Will Rock You + Oui are the Champions
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︎ Dec 08 2021
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Paris Police have charged a local man with unrinating into the river for over 5 minutes non-stop...
...he now has a European Record.
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︎ Oct 07 2021
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Ever wonder if the last little piggy was just an agreeable Frenchman?
I mean he went oui, oui, oui all the way home.
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︎ Nov 13 2021
What is a French Mushroomβs favourite rock song?
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︎ Aug 12 2021
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
You should never give your dog Perrier.
It makes them oui oui on the carpet.
(Seen on Twitter)
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︎ Oct 06 2021
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, βExcuse my Frenchβ after a swear word...
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did the French cowboy say excitedly?
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︎ Jul 03 2021
What do you call Luigi who can never say no?
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︎ Jul 31 2021
What amount of trolling do French people do
"We do a oui amount of trolling" (i tried ok its 3 in the morning)
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︎ Aug 14 2021
What do you call a french anime lover?
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︎ May 10 2021
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Multi culti
An American, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and a German were all attending a Zoom meeting. The supervisor asked, βCan you all see me OK?β To which they answered, βYesβ βOuiβ βSiβ βJa.β
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What does a french ambulance sound like?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
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