Hi r/OPSEC,
For the past year the OSPA (who operates this subreddit unofficially) has been putting together plans for an online OPSEC curriculum to better serve the community, bring OPSEC into every household, and bring the "internet privacy" movement much needed clarity and practicality.
> The Operations Security Professional’s Association (OSPA) is a 501c3 non-profit organization dedicated to promoting the proper application of OPSEC. > > > We believe that OPSEC can work for everyone and applied to any mission. We believe that everyone deserves to be safe. We believe that OPSEC can be applied to any situation, from law enforcement to business; from military to domestic violence organizations. We believe in Operations Security.
We're looking for 10 9 writers, proof-readers, and advisors in the space who would like to contribute to this non-profit curriculum for full credit.
You will be expected to:
- Join the Slack and participate in the discussions that both guide the direction of and polish the curriculum
- Bring a valuable skill or asset such as writing on OPSEC related topics (cybersecurity, threat modeling, etc), proofreading, editing, or curriculum design.
- Commit to limited participation for at least 6 months.
You will receive:
- Credit in the published works and OSPA website
- Lifetime membership to the OSPA
- Special flair in this subreddit
If you're interested in joining the team and helping produce a curriculum that will bridge the gap between "everything complicated in OPSEC" to something everyone can apply in their lives,
- comment in this thread transparently so the community is aware of your intentions to participate
- send a PM via this link and answer the questions in the message box.
edit: If the link above doesn’t work, just send a PM to u/carrotcypher with:
- Yo
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Nebraska
Maserati Levante https://www.google.nl/maps/@41.24899,-96.048045,3a,48.6y,234.39h,78.54t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sdTH9E0I2YnfbqhRIokN8PA!2e0!5s20190601T000000!7i13312!8i6656
Chevrolet Corvette C7 Z06 https://www.google.nl/maps/@40.8277821,-96.7483227,3a,44y,250.98h,78.66t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s3OYYZSbgZZ0qdURGYomgFA!2e0!5s20211101T000000!7i16384!8i8192
Nevada
Porsche 911 GT3 RS (991.2) [**https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@36.1739781,-115.2117123,3a,15y,196.4h,89.17t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1
... keep reading on reddit ➡Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
