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Hey everyone, we've just released the first album of Orquesta Típica del Ayer titled "Tiempos de orquesta".
Orquesta Típica del Ayer is a project by Coghlan and Eric Olsen, heavily inspired by decaying nostalgia, false memories, and golden-era tango. I have a feeling you'll love it, let me know what you experience listening it. Enjoy!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
10 de Agosto de 1972
Resúmelo como un cuento de Borges.
El dictador es derrocado y más de la mitad del pueblo se alegra. El dictador había llenado las cárceles y vaciado el tesoro. Como muchos dictadores, no había empezado mal. Había querido hacer grande a su país. Pero él mismo no era un gran hombre; y tal vez el país no podía hacerse grande. Pasan diecisiete años. El país sigue sin grandes hombres; el tesoro sigue vacío; y el pueblo está al borde de la desesperación. Empiezan a recordar que el dictador tenía una visión de la grandeza del país, y que era un hombre fuerte; empiezan a recordar que había dado mucho a los pobres. El dictador está en el exilio. El pueblo empieza a reclamar su regreso. El dictador es ya muy viejo. Pero el pueblo también recuerda a la esposa del dictador. Ella amaba a los pobres y odiaba a los ricos, y era joven y hermosa. Por eso se ha quedado, porque murió joven, en plena dictadura. Y, milagrosamente, su cuerpo no se ha descompuesto.
"Esa", dijo Borges, "es una historia que nunca pude escribir".
Pero a los setenta y seis años, y tras diecisiete años de proscripción y exilio, Juan Perón, desde el suburbio madrileño conocido como la Puerta de Hierro, dicta las condiciones de paz al régimen militar de Argentina. En 1943, como coronel del ejército que predicaba un nacionalismo feroz, Perón se convirtió en un poder en Argentina; y de 1946 a 1955, mediante dos victorias electorales, gobernó como dictador. Su esposa Eva no ocupó ningún cargo oficial, pero gobernó con Perón hasta 1952. En ese año murió. Fue costosamente embalsamada, y ahora su cadáver está con Perón en la Puerta de Hierro.
En 1956, sólo un año después de su derrocamiento por el ejército, Perón escribió desde Panamá: "Mi ansiedad era que algún hombre inteligente se hiciera cargo". Ahora, tras ocho presidentes, seis de ellos militares, Argentina se encuentra en un estado de crisis que ningún argentino puede explicar del todo. El poderoso país, tan grande como la India y con una población de 23 millones de habitantes, rico en ganado y cereales, en petróleo patagónico y en toda la riqueza mineral de los Andes, va inexplicablemente a la deriva. Todo el mundo está descontento. Y de repente casi todos son peronistas. No sólo los obreros, a los que Perón colmó de generosidad en los primeros tiempos, sino los marxistas e incluso los jóvenes de clase media cuyos padres recuerdan a Perón como tirano, torturador y ladrón.
El peso se ha ido al infierno: de 5 por dólar en 194
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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Hey everyone, we've just released the first album of Orquesta Típica del Ayer titled "Tiempos de orquesta".
Orquesta Típica del Ayer is a project by Coghlan and Eric Olsen, heavily inspired by decaying nostalgia, false memories, and golden-era tango. I have a feeling you'll love it, let me know what you experience listening it. Enjoy!
Hey everyone, we've just released the first album of Orquesta Típica del Ayer titled "Tiempos de orquesta".
Orquesta Típica del Ayer is a project by Coghlan and Eric Olsen, heavily inspired by decaying nostalgia, false memories, and golden-era tango. I have a feeling you'll love it, let me know what you experience listening it. Enjoy!
