A list of puns related to "Ordered Geometry"
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3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyâre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. âIâd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,â it says. âSorry, but I canât serve you,â the bartender replies. âYouâre out of your head.â
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. âWe donât serve your kind here,â the bartender says. âWhy not?â one yogurt asks. âWeâre cultured.â
A friend of mine didnât pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heâs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereâs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, âWhat are you staring at? Havenât you ever seen a horse tending bar before?â The guy says, âItâs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.â
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, âWhatâs with the paper towel?â The pirate says, âArrr! Iâve got a Bounty on me head!â
A turtle is crossing the road when heâs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, âI donât know. It all happened so fast.â
Armed robbersâsome say theyâre a drain on society, but youâve got to give it to them.
BarbersâŚyou have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donât forget the pickle. Itâs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereâs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis⌠Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnât chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? âMy Fare, Ladyâ.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physicianâs garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
âWhatâs purple and 5000 miles long?â âOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!â
Every calendarâs days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. âFour bucks,â says the bartender. âPut it on my bill.â
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When heâs a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle canât stand on its own because it is
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I donât think theyâll fit me.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but donât turn it on.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itâs a little fishy.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
âEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, âThe good news is..itâll feel better when it quits hurting.'â
Whatâs brown and sticky? A stick.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itâs tearable.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
âIâll call you later!â- âPlease donât do that. Iâve always asked you to call me Dad!â
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
âMy dad literally told me this one last week: âDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.ââ
âWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, âNo, just leave it in the carton!ââ
I got so angry the other day when I couldnât find my stress ball.
If I had a dime for every book Iâve ever read, Iâd say: âWow, thatâs coincidental.â
Iâm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How does a penguin build itâs house? Igloos it together.
âMe: âDad, make me a sandwich!â Dad: âPoof, Youâre a sandwich!ââ
âI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
âHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? Theyâre all girls, otherwise theyâd be uncles.â
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth â its pasteurized before you even see it
âWhatâs Forrest Gumpâs password? 1forrest1â
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: âDonât worry; this is a piece of cake.â I said: âNo, itâs a math problem.â
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I donât play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Iâm just doing it for kicks.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
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