I made the best dad joke of my life only a month before my daughter was born. I was sitting across from my wife with a trash can between us, and we were lighting sparklers for my nephews. My BIL walked away holding the butane torch we were using, so my wife said she needed something to light them with. I reached into the trash can and pulled out a piece of plastic and said, โthere, now itโs a little lighterโ.
Iโll never beat that
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So my dad and I went to a baseball game and during the game he turns and asks, "Son, how many people do you think can fit in this stadium?" When I began to think about it, he gave me this look and then cheekily says, "I just want a ballpark estimate".
He thinks this is his magnum opus dad joke.
Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"
Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"
It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.
