Optical Illusions Puns

A list of puns related to "Optical Illusions"

My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.

I said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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My wife threatened to leave me because of my obsession with optical illusions.

I told her, "Wait, this isn't what you think it is!"

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Optical Illusions: Eye can't believe them.
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👤︎ u/PunNRun
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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👤︎ u/H2O_is_Great
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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👤︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Caught my dad red handed on a Facebook post.

Post: (optical illusion type situation) How many water melons are in this picture?

Everyone else: Numerical guesses.

My dad: "all of them"

The people over at r/funny didn't get it- I hope you guys can appreciate it.

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👤︎ u/happyunicorn2
📅︎ Feb 03 2016
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My friend told me a looked smart when wearing glasses

I told him it was an optical illusion.

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👤︎ u/humscotch
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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My girlfriend walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion

I told her "babe it's not what it looks like"

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👤︎ u/gregorio02
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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It's not an optical illusion.

...It just looks like one.

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👤︎ u/nealgiebler
📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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