A list of puns related to "Om"
What do you...
Can you (b)eat them?
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youโre not a good magician, my teaโs still here.
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didnโt work...
Om-LIT!
Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it
The media are calling him the Om Nom Nom de Plume.
My silly om, my silly om...
(Mycelium)
Egg: om-let (Iโm lit)
I recently posted a picture of a peaceful looking, meditating waldo with a title that reads "Plot twist. Waldo finds himself". My uncle replied with the awesome pun: "Waldo is my "om" boy!"
I need a pun to compete! Thanks for any help.
Om lit
Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.
Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.
Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.
Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.
Magician: waves hand Done.
om: It didn't work...
Om-lit
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