6 Hilarious Olympus Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?

OOO LET THE GODS OUT

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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What did Jesus say when he arrived at Olympus?

Hey Zeus

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👤︎ u/Tyranicross

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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Dante's Olympus Inferno cheezburger.com/801356928…

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👤︎ u/futurismus

📅︎ Jan 20 2014

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Long, stupid Dad joke

The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

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👤︎ u/Addama33

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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Rented a movie with my dad

Rented out the movie 'Olympus Has Fallen' yesterday. My dad proceeds to come into the room holding it, just so he can drop it and loudly exclaim "OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN!"

Cringing all round

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👤︎ u/TacticalPancake

📅︎ Oct 29 2013

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When parents announce their Euro-medditeranian travel plans

Mom- We're going to Rome, then we're going to Greece and we're going to Mount Olympus.

Me- Where are you roaming to? What are you greasing? And I don't think its safe to mount Olympus.

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👤︎ u/edragon20

📅︎ Sep 29 2015

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