A list of puns related to "Olive You"
From ugly olives. Where do you get extra vrigin olive oil? From really ugly olives.
You boil the fuck out of it.
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
"How?"
"It's made from really ugly olives."
To which the son replied “Olive!”
You know how the song goes.
"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
I relish them.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. It just proves the old adage: here today, gome tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Olive my prayers go to his family. His wife is still very upset, cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing!
…but olive
… it was falawful.
Olive
You'll always have to ketchup with old material.
Many of them you've mustard heard of before.
But when you find a new joke, you should relish it.
Especially if it's one about olives, you should just tapenade in response.
After all, it's hollandaise work.
And when it's time to go, you just grab your tartar sauce.
He was going down is history
Me: Olive
Olive Garden, was when you’re there, you’re family.
"Please, can I have somasa."
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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Yam know, I know alot of ice food plums. I can dumpling em on you right now desprite the pickle I'm in. They're pretea cheesey but they get cheddar! There's eggndless pastabilities when it cucumbers to word plate. I doughn't meat to egg you on butter you should really try it! Just lettuce loose. Mustard up the courage to ketchup with the times and mayoby relish in the potgress of bready made humor! I know it mayo seem fishy butter you'll loaf it! I know you vegemight not carrot about puns but they're truly bratworth it! Clam on, don't be a chicken! Don't let your creams be creams! You donut know what you're mincing! Yah goatta be nuts not to try it once! I meat, water you doing right now anywaffer? Once you do, orange you be glad you tried? I'll even pear you up with someone you can make grape puns with! I'm sugar you'll be able to bake olive the amazucchini ones I'm saying right now! There'll be so much to tacobout. Though, I hope you don't have any beef. I don't think I'm stroganoff to stop boba you if you fight. I won't be able to cashew . Cerealously. Soooda...I guess you batter be ice and things will be all peachy! Oh to be a pizza the fun.. Man, I can go on but I'm dragonfruitn' this out and I avocadon't wanna come off as souper corny. So, lettuce toast to the cake world of puns and mango on like never before!
Olive Me Loves Olive You
Asked my dad for his classic homemade chili recipe. After about 5 pages describing various beans, cuts of beef & vegetables, he closes with...
"Last, four teaspoons of juice from a can/jar of calamari olives, and besides the chopped yellow onion add chopped white onion, green onion, and vidalia onion. Now you may call it, "Cala4onion Chili."
He told me that with his most accurate rifle/ammo he practices shooting olives at 200 yards away and can usually get 9 out of 10 of them.
I replied, “Wow, you can hit almost olive them.”
I’m thinking I need to stop with the dad jokes with someone who can shoot olives at 200 yards!!
When suddenly, one of the olives slips and tumbles all the way to the bottom.
With concern, the other olives yell out, “Are you alright!?”
To which they hear the response…
“Olive.”
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
When you write about about a kid in the 1900s with Great Expectations, it’s a real Oliver Twist
Dad, do you know what an olive is? A sick grape.
Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."
She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."
"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."
She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."
I got the all you can eat salad bar and got her some olives.
When I went back, I got her some additional olives.
She looked at them and said "are you trying to olive me to death?"
I replied "yes because olive you very much."
On mothers day last year we went out to eat at Olive Garden. When the salad arrived he picks it up points it towards my mother and says in the most announcer-like voice he can muster, "You look great tonight, Honey!" when asked what he was doing he responded, "Well it's a 'complimentary' salad!". One of my favorite jokes to this day.
When Harry Met Salad
What About Ke-Bob
Cumin to America
Weekend at Bearneaise II
Steakin I, II, & III
A Few Good Salmon
You’ve Got Kale
Shawshank Re-Dim Sum
Romancing the Scone
An Éclair to Remember
Roman Hollandaise
Glazed and Confused
Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure
The Evil Bread
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp
Fondue the Right Thing
Ribeyes Wide Shut
Mignons
Plante of the Grapes
Spider Manchu
Sushis All That
A Wok to Remember
Marsala-la Land
Apocalypse Cow
Die Chard
Die Chard with a Vinaigrette
Hogan’s Gyros
The Sand Latkes
A League of their Macaroni
Revenge of the Curds
Rush S’More
Braising Arizona
Demolition Ham
10 Things I hate About Ewe
Saladin
Oliver and Com-penne
Dirty Rotten Chanterelles
Sex and the Satay
The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs
Morella Enchanted
Provolone Together
Clear and Pheasant Danger
The Big Chili
Lémon: The Professional
Ava-Tartare
Hocous Pocous
High Fi-Deli Meat
Madagascargot
The Fifth Elementos
Muensters Inc.
There’s Something About Rosemary
I Am Ham
Quiche Lorraine Man
Barley & Me
Lentil Giants
Peggy Soufflé Got Married
Face Stroganoff
Con Gruyére
Fast Times at Porridgemont High
Bok Choys in the Hood
Papillonion
Requinoa for a Dream
Serial Cardamom
Someone had written reindeer names on a whiteboard at work. I counted nine, then said that there was one missing. They went through, named them all off, and said no, they're all there.
So I said "You forgot about Olive. You know, 'Olive the other reindeer...'"
Him: shovels spaghetti into gob using both hands, smearing spaghetti, olive oil and garlic all over his face
Me: “Well now you’ve gotta pasta face and pasta fingers, I guess I gotta pasta napkin”
My wife: Eye roll
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? You get Breyer’s remorse!
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.
What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk? It’s an udderly bad idea!
Where is the best place to get an ice cream? IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Your evil stepdad isn’t “presidential” just because he got you ice cream and told you things would change after
beating the shit out of you.
In 1973 my dad left to get ice cream and never came back. Mom says he’s probably just lost because he hates stopping to ask for directions.
If my house catches fire after I’ve sat down with a bowl of ice cream, I’m going down like the goddamn captain of a ship.
I try not to judge people based on first impressions but if I see you put gummy bears on your ice cream stay away from me and my family.
Guy on my train: a crowded Amtrak on a freezing day is the right time and place for me to enjoy a big ass ice cream cone
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? You get Breyer’s remorse!
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.
The new Baywatch Official Trailer reminds me that bathing suit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the ice cream truck.
You can buy eel-flavored ice cream in Japan.I guess if you are out of chocolate and vanilla.
Being in a long term relationship and seeing your partner naked is like driving a hearse that plays ice cream truck music. Mixed emotions
I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.
MC Hammer eats a lot of ice cream every day because as a kid his parents told him, “U Can’t Touch This”
On May 2nd a drunk driver almost ended my life.
... keep reading on reddit ➡I was walking by with a jar of olives when he told me: "You know that was Santa's eighth reindeer, right?" Me:"Umm, Olive?" Him:"Yeah, you know the song! ..and olive the other reindeer laughed and called Rudolph names!"
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. '♫ Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...♫'
At a black lives matter march when people asked him "what do you think you are doing?"
He replied "I think olives matter!"
Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"
Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."
Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"
Wife: "Yeah, probably."
Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".
Groaning ensued.
We are sitting at a bar and I'm eating the olive out of my cocktail. I try to get her to try it but she says, "I've tried too many and they are all gross!"
Response, "So... you have tried olive them?"
I win.
A dad with his last son Oliver were in danger
Dad told Oliver to hide and then he told him
"I'll pick you up when it's oliver"
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I'm actually sorry for that pun
I know it was terrible
I'll see myself out
Not an actual told by dad joke, but it was definitely along those lines. So, Skyping with SO and friend from Canada, and SO and I are talking about moving in together and finding an apartment. I made the suggestion that my best friend move in with us, the following conversation ensues.
Me: The only issue I have with her moving in is... Oliver.
Friend: Uh...
SO: Friend has child.
F: Oh. I thought the only issue you had with her was all of her.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
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