Oldie but a goldie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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An oldie but a gooden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Here's an oldie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aliciab12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?

Moonday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunescapeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Oldie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhou23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Oldie BUTT a goodie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontFear_Respect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Oldie From Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martynzer0star
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Oldie but a goodie, IMO

A ginger named Rudy was looking out the window, and then said to his wife, "Looks like rain!"
"How can you be so sure?" his wife replied.
His response, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Oldie but a goodie!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elarandra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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An oldie but a good one

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because the AARRGGHH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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An oldie but a goodie
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Oldie but still goldie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martynzer0star
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Little Johnny oldie

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowhlr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I know it’s an oldie, but it’s my favourite joke

There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those who can count, and those who can’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackwardsBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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This joke is an oldie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My dad got my mom with an oldie but a goodie tonight.

Mom: What are you guys up to?

Dad: I’m up to about 5’9”

He’s a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonhtubra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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An oldie, but a goodie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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β€œHey dad I’m hungry” (an oldie but a goodie)

β€œHi hungry I’m dad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-unwanted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Oldie but goodie

Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hallow weenies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelkane911
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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Oldie but goodie

The scene: Day after Thanksgiving, been browsing black friday deals on my phone all day.

Me: Hey, that's cool, they've got Updoc on sale for 15 bucks.

Her: Updoc? What's Updoc?

Me: Not much, what's up with you?

Can't believe I actually pulled it off, she wouldn't speak to me for a good half-hour after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drdewrell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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Pulled off an oldie but a goodie!

Managed to keep my wits about me at the urgent care after nearly taking my finger off with an axe this afternoon...

"Doctor, I know this is bad, but am I going to be able to play the piano after you fix me up?"

"Oh yes, it doesn't look like you've damaged the muscle too badly"

"Well that's just excellent; I was never able to play it before!"

I think I'm lucky he finished my stitches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purgid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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An oldie but a goodie.

So I was eating dinner with my mother and step dad last night and I accidentally dropped a spoonful of green peas on the floor.

Mother: Aw Alex! Me: Shit, I just peed all over the floor!

::Mom and step dad look at me in disgust along with the chirping of crickets.::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajones321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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An oldie but baddie

If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeSwanky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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Looking for some tools (variation on the "stud finder" oldie but goodie)

Wife asked me to hang up some new wall decorations she picked up. One was a little heavy so I wanted to nail into a couple studs instead of just using drywall anchors. She saw me rooting around in the garage and asked what I was looking for.

"My stud finder. Wish I could turn it on remotely so it would just find me instead!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainwoj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Oldie

http://cdn.parentsshouldnttext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/constipation-copy.jpg

Dad:Have you heard of the movie Constipation?

Idiot: Can't say I have

Dad:That's because it hasn't come out yet.

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