Odours Puns

A list of puns related to "Odours"

The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.

They have an irideSCENT

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I know a guy who is good at wordplay and he also has a strong odour.

He is pun gent.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

“Odour in the court!”

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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My sister: Wow dad, you smell good

Dad: I know, it’s because I use both of my nostrils

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👤︎ u/ItsAdani
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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When the bathroom is smelling good ...

It is out of odour

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call two skunks having a 69?

Odour eaters.

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👤︎ u/Modernityisfailingus
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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