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Odinism Puns

A list of puns related to "Odinism"

Thor, Loki, and Odin walked into a bar.

I ducked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrariamemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Norse Mythology

Why does Odin use a spear against his enemies?

Because he ain't Gungnir'ing them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiltedRyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Odin kept hela lot of secrets from his children
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What did Odin's son say after working out?

Im a little Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileTechGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Odin should really be Odn.

After all, he's missing an eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What happened when Odin didn't brush his teeth?

He got valhallatosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My friend and I went to a party at Odin's place last night

It was really low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_That_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Odin would be proud

Said tonight at our tabletop game night.

My friend- "I low-key hate this game" My wife without even thinking- "well I Thor-oughly enjoy it" I was so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samuel_Vader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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What did they do when they found Odin's son frozen?

Thor him out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carboncopyben
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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Why was Thor avoiding his brother?

He Odin money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theriwajregmi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why did the god of thunder drink water?

Because he was thorsty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WafflesGaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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My Dad says I hammer like lightning!

I never strike in the same place twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimick1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...

They'd just rune them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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