Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.
Not mine just wanted to share some funny stuff
My kids said I need to stop with the egg jokes, because they’re not funny.
Yolk’s on them, I crack myself up!
This joke might or might not be funny.
Do you know what's not funny any more?
I'm really sick of all the jokes about socialism. It's just not funny.
Unless everyone gets them.
Why was the cooking joke not funny?
Because it didn't pan out
Coronavirus memes are funny. Whether you get it or not.
My son said I'm not funny
"That's right," I answered. "I'm Dad."
funny joke or not that is comment
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny.
Not all math puns are funny.
My mother’s boss spelt this on the sign outside the nearby nursery (not gonna lie I think it’s actually pretty funny)
Recently scientist found out the funny bone is not
Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?
Not really that funny
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are to young to smoke
Not sure if this is close enough to a pun, but found it funny anyway.
Mime joke not funny
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
I may not be, that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart.
Not mine but still funny.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
Do you know why a comedian not having a punchline isn’t funny?
“I wouldn’t know, I’m hilarious.”
My 3 year old smiled... started to laugh, and then said "Not funny"
Going over the alphabet with my 3 year old and he asks "What's after Z?"
"What's after Z? Well, it's Now."
"Now?"
"Now I know my ABCs..."
"Not funny."
My wife groaned, and my 6 year old shook his head.
Obviously not my post, but still funny
I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
Why are jokes in theatres not funny?
How do you call a joke that's not funny anymore?
Once my friend criticised me for not being funny enough.
My daughter asked that I not be funny when her friend came over because she said, I’m unorthodox. I offered to grow my sideburns out and wear a hat so then I would look fully orthodox.
‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said
A Rocket Launcher (x-post from /r/funny, did not get any feedback on it)
Do Not Mark This End (x-post from r/funny)
When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.
Puns about communism are not funny...
Unless everyone gets them!
Mountains are not funny!!
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Vagina jokes are not funny.
Socialist jokes are not funny,
Unless everybody gets them.
mountains are not just funny....
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