Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
But I don't know Y
Not what you're thinking.
Very Sketchy People
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
It's a faux pa.
Because you can't C in the dark
In a freak accident today,a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair,the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).
(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)
So I used stevia instead.
I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot
"But he didn't listen!"
Your crimes will then ketchup to you.
It’s an LGBT Queue
I can't believe it's not better.
Stuporstitious.
Quirky animal lovers use their hare to express themselves
Think, I'll need a COACH
Really, which dwarf are you, then?
Her: oh, cool! What is it?
Me: Its my thermos, from work!
Her: Oh, well um, the line work is really...
Me: Don't touch the thermos-tat!
It makes them soggy and hard to light
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
Because you can't C in the dark
Because then it would be "darc"
