No pun intended...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveleigh1788
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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β€œPhotobomb!” No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELTA1_
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Sometimes I'll just end a sentence with "No pun intended"

When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why do we say ”no pun intended”, and not...

pUnintended?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GJNorman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Errhh no pun intended haha youtube.com/watch?v=_X880…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoXiousOR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftelzwerg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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People who say "no pun intended" are cowards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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No pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinhneen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levyl44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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We should stop saying "no pun intended"

And instead say "Punintentional!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boja_Red
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Classic chain of dadjokes (no puns:

What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.

How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.

How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.

How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.

What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.

What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dronelisk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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[No Pun] My friends and I have been tweeting a pun name every day for months, we think some are great

We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DailyPunName
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shpam-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife said I have no sense of direction

I was like where did that come from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a bounty hunter with no underwear?

The Commandolorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukinlbc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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No Auto-Correct?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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No no, he’s got a point
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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No no He's got a point
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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Oh no please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datpugluvr
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My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no ears?

B

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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks...

He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.

"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.

"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!"

"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.

"Bargain" the man says.

"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftfrom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did you know the film β€œSpeed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called β€œVelocity”.

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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

Apparently it is private.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientPhoenix98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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No matter how popular Spongebob Squarepants is

Patrick will always be the Star of the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarcoMacro
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye-deer.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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No more moisture
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No pun intended?

Nope, unintended.

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