What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
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So Iβm at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still donβt know because he hasnβt opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
βDad, I knew that story wasnβt real because you donβt have any friendsβ
π»π»ππβ οΈβ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call an Italian with no arms?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...
...hangs on a wall?
Art
...goes for a swim?
Bob
...sits on a porch?
Matt
...lies in a ditch?
Phil
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and heβs floating in your pool?
Bob.
(Itβs padreβs birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs donβt start a conversation with...
βHi, how are you getting on?β
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What do you call a person with one arm and no legs ?
By their name. Donβt be a dick.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall...
Art.
Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.
No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.
No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat
No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell
At the city dump? Phil
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a cow with no arms or feet?
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︎ Apr 25 2019
No arms, no legs, all lame
My dad tells these old jokes all the time and acts like it's the first time we've ever heard them each time.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the lake? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under the car? Jack
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mail? Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the doorstep? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in stage? Mike
And his personal favorite...
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs above the window? Curt n' Rod
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Edit: correct name spelling
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︎ Jun 05 2018
While my 6 year old daughter was playing with her shirt and put both her arms inside her shirt she asked me, "what would you do if I had no arms?"
I quickly replied "We'd lend you a hand." My girlfriend and I burst out laughing!
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What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
A woman gave birth to a head: no arms, no legs, no torso. They named it "Rary" as this was so rare. Rary was not happy and constantly swore. Having enough, the family goes to the Grand Canyon and toss Rary in. As they look over the edge, the mother comments:
It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary
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︎ Jun 23 2018
What do u call a guy with no arms and no legs on the end of a fishing line
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms resting on a porch?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
What do you call a man with no arms no legs and lays in front of his door
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︎ Mar 06 2019
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
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︎ Mar 25 2018
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on your front porch?
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What do you call a man with no legs or arms when you throw him in the lake
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︎ Jul 15 2018
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool?
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