What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?

...Curt & Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purcy_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabulos4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Mute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...

...hangs on a wall?

Art

...goes for a swim?

Bob

...sits on a porch?

Matt

...lies in a ditch?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJknox09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?

Bob.

(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.

He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...

French woman with Covid?

La Wheez.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...

β€œHi, how are you getting on?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a person with one arm and no legs ?

By their name. Don’t be a dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alreadytakenx2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall...

Art.

Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.

No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.

No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat

No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell

At the city dump? Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a cow with no arms or feet?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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No arms, no legs, all lame

My dad tells these old jokes all the time and acts like it's the first time we've ever heard them each time. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the lake? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under the car? Jack What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mail? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the doorstep? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in stage? Mike And his personal favorite... What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs above the window? Curt n' Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Edit: correct name spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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While my 6 year old daughter was playing with her shirt and put both her arms inside her shirt she asked me, "what would you do if I had no arms?"

I quickly replied "We'd lend you a hand." My girlfriend and I burst out laughing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimetony
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What do you call a gorilla with no arms?

An ape-utee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clay-baby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A woman gave birth to a head: no arms, no legs, no torso. They named it "Rary" as this was so rare. Rary was not happy and constantly swore. Having enough, the family goes to the Grand Canyon and toss Rary in. As they look over the edge, the mother comments:

It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What do u call a guy with no arms and no legs on the end of a fishing line

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nixonhill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?

Art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littenbittentreb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there

Not Sally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?

Russle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glassishalfull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms resting on a porch?

Matt

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camarokidsss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step?

Matt

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms no legs and lays in front of his door

Matt

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?

Curt 'n Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?

Bob!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rdorazio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadicalPaganism
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?

Matt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on your front porch?

Matt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurt1717
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What do you call a man with no legs or arms when you throw him in the lake

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool?

Bob.

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