A list of puns related to "New In Town"
"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."
They don't have menus, you get what you deserve.
The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.
It's because they're still alive.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
I can see myself working there
Unbereavable...
I was in charge of the fencing. The construction site was almost finished, and it was only this and the landscaping remaining. I did the first couple posts, but then I went to lunch, and when I came back, they were gone. I did as much as I could until the day ended, and I went home. I came back the next day, and they were all gone. I decided to speak to the contractor, and when I told him about the posts, he said βOh, yeah. Thereβs tons of reposting on this site.β
It was open mike night.
His name is Howie snippem. Specialist in Circumcisions. He works for tips.
It's call Purcolator.
He can talk the talk, but can he guac the guac?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him (Got it from r/memes)
He Sherlocks his Holmes well.
Everybody's dying to get in there.
My dad actually produced this one yesterday. Happy Sunday.
I guess business is booming
but they had no reservations
She drew the layout, and each side had four courts. She said, "We're going to have the courts like, this: a court here, a court here-" Then my dad says, "So, if you have four quarts, will you have a gallon?"
My dad and I were the only ones laughing, and my mom says, "Don't laugh at his joke, swingingsalmon."
He feels better now
Food is good, service is quick but it feels like there's no atmosphere.
"Dad, there's a guy at the door collecting for the new pool" Dad: "Just give him a glass of water"
I don't recommend it though, there's nothing in it.
There is no menu. You get what you deserve.
People are just dying to get in there
People are dying to get in.
People are just dying to get in there.
Apparently people are just dying to get in.
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