Natural Hair Puns

I was asking my mum if the apples we bought were waxed or natural and she said this disgustingly horrible dadjoke "Well, you don't see any hair on them."

So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.

So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"

Glad to say she smiled at that one!