A list of puns related to "Nats"
Bouncing triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat.
'Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding.
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
A hippo-CRIT
My daughter is at university in another state. We occasionally text each other dad jokes. Last night she sent me a message: βsend me more dad jokes, quick.β I hopped to it, racking my brain for anything new that I hadnβt already sent her recently. After a few moments she sent me: βwe are doing a class project and during the down times Iβm reading your jokes to the class, you have a fan base hereβ I was over the moon. A few moments later she sent me a video of her entire class saying, in chorus: βThanks Nateβs Dadβ. Completely chuffed. Thank you community, you not only entertain, you help connect.
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
Un-bee-leave-able
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
Natalie
So I work at a company that manufactures steel bolts, nuts, washers, anchor/bent bolts, rebar, chains etc. and I'm trying to come up with a t-shirt design for the holiday season. I have the visuals that I want down (a snowflake made out of nuts) but because it's going to be a more fun design ths I've been trying to think of a little pun that I could put across the back, and I'm coming up short.
If it helps we do a lot of forging, pointing, threading, cutting and shipping. We work with steel (and hardened steel) 90% of the time. My workplace is pretty casual so don't feel the need to keep it PG.
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Driving along, my six-year-old was reading from a "Weird But True" NatGeo book. We were all told that male woodchucks are called "he-chucks," and females are "she-chucks." I told her that the really religious ones must be "nun-chucks."
Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."
Every year.
I was driving in the car with my daughter when The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole comes on the radio
"Daddy, how do they roast chestnuts?"
"On an open fire, duh"
Cue eye roll and a 9 year old googling the answer
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