Saw this nativity scene and the priests were saying...
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Cat nativity
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"

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I just finished setting up our nativity scene, and this year I used lego hobbits for the magi.

Just like the song says--wee three kings.

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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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English is not my native language, please be merciful
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This book on Native American cooking.
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If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be

Samoans

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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
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Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?

He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadOldLogan
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?

Porkahontas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalScrub420
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
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I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
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Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
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My dad thinks I'm a clock.

He really winds me up.

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When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...

Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
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When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,

I think they were Inca Hoots!

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life for native americans was pretty "in tents"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire665
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Someone asked if I was Native American...

I said, "No, why?"

"Because your beard is Apache one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
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Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?

It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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Frightening
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicynate45
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Every wonder why British people pronounce it as β€œBri ish”?

It’s because the Tea was thrown into the Boston Harbour

Disclaimer: Not my joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlqreOrigin09
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Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?

They had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
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TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.

Ab originals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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What happened to the bank manager who was all by himself?

He found himself a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
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Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?

Because they became nomads

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Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.

Native American dad: How, hungry.

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Well, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
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I used to date a native Alaskan... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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What did the pirate say to the Native American?

Arrr, MΓ©tis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
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Why do native Americans hate snow?

It's white and settles on their land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
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Doctor: I'm afraid we've had to remove your colon

Me Why?

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My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.

He's a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TFareCool
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What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?

How

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andross3k
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How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Guten Dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hausofthedead
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Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?

They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
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On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..

I just had to have a Sioux veneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotty_gzus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My Native American friend’s son is going through puberty

He has Apache beard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_wsmfp_
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What do you call a Native American cancer patient with an affinity for Japanese condiments?

Chemo Sabi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobious411
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
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How do Native American Ghosts hunt Buffalo?

They spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quolley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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How can you tell that a Pirate has native blood?

because they'll tell you: "Arrrrr, me MΓ©tis!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thearthurvandelay
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My problem with this subreddit as a non-native English speaker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strofocle
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Why did the Native American leave the arctic?

He wasn't inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyPenguins
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I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours the other day

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
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I was on a date with a girl from Africa, we spent the whole night talking in her native language...

We just clicked.. -- Jimmy Carr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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What brand of modem do native American Indians use?

Tipi-Link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AurynMacmillan
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There's this planet, where the pointy-haired natives never smile, never crack a joke,

except every seven years, when all they do is word play.

It's called Pun Farr.

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Did you know Nicki Minaj is part Native American?

She's 100% Arappaho

(I made that up in the shower, it could technically be a shower thought)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agonist5
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If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community....

That would be a reservation reservation reservation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyB4x4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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As a Native American, I've grown to trust the US government

but I still have my reservations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlickr6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2013
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What punch does a native American throw?

A chin'ook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
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What kind of tree protects the Native American Hogwarts?

A wampum Willow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
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There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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What do you call a sharp, Native American, ghost?

Pokey-haunt-us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterExploder6
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A proud father: My son got my wife today

Today we were eating and my son ate a carrot without using the fork so my wife promptly said: "Don't eat with your fingers..." to which he answered: "I'm eating with my mouth!"

I was soooo happy and my wife had to let it slide...

(We don't speak English so I hope the joke isn't lost in the translation)

EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes :) This was an unexpected surprise to wake up to. Very happy that it translates in to English so well. Now some clarifications:

  1. Yes... the carrots were cooked, we are not psychopaths (in regards to our eating habbits)

  2. My son is 10 years old and still living at home

  3. We all speak English, just not our native language and not used at the dinner table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lweinreich
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I’m not even ashamed that I enjoyed this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
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What do you call a native Australian with a six-pack?

An Ab-original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterExploder6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Did you hear about the two Native Americans who were best friends?

They say they were tipis in a pod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoxcody2005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Gave me a pleasant chuckle while driving, I had to pull over and take a pic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/colormecryptic
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My son just finished his dissertation on Native American culture.

It's his Seminole work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbarnyard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Of course the Native Americans were here before us.

They had a reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminavelocity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?

Because they had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetSchwepped
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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TIL: A thousand years ago, some native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why were they native Americans in America first?

Because they had reservations....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEMPLEWORKER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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Know why the native Americans were here first?

...because they had reservations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f7u12madbro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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The other day I was second guessing my decision to book time to visit a Native American community...

It was a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He drowned in his tea pee.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suphunter12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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Why were the Native Americans here first?

They had reservations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curse_words
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