I guess I just wasn't Inuit.
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
It's a fuckin rock.
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
This is apache version of history I thought
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
that one of them is an elephant.
Samoans
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
USB
Porkahontas.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
So I have an english speaking DnD group and itβs not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.
Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushiβs. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushiβs or wizard sushiβs or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?
Mount Rushmore
We just clicked
Face down in his tea pee.
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
then youβre having a reservation reservation reservation.
Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
... have a patchy safety record.
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
The native student answers βClevelandβ, much to the teacherβs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers βItβs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!β
I think they were Inca Hoots!
Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.
Itβs impossible to find a good Sioux chef!
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
He was a Sioux chef.
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
They had reservations
I was just pundering...
Ab originals.
He really winds me up.
And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Native American dad: How, hungry.
Because they became nomads
Because they had reservations
