An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
A reservation reservation reservation
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
You Cherokee
Now I have to attend manger management
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Indijonous mustard.
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
They drowned in there tipi
It's a fuckin rock.
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Pilgrims
Because they drank the T
This is apache version of history I thought
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
Samoans
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
Porkahontas.
USB
that one of them is an elephant.
Heβs not a native speaker after all
We just clicked
Face down in his tea pee.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
then youβre having a reservation reservation reservation.
Mount Rushmore
A Roamin' Numeral.
(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)
Everyone stay safe and healthy!
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
... have a patchy safety record.
