What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian

I’ll see myself out...

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Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?

They drowned in there tipi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
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I struggled to learn about the culture of Alaskan natives.

I guess I just wasn't Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chubsmagna
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I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...

Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting

Nearly drowned in his own teepee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masters330
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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This book on Native American cooking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhandfilms
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

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English is not my native language, please be merciful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaekys
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?

That night, he drowned in his teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is

that one of them is an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be

Samoans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?

He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadOldLogan
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?

Porkahontas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalScrub420
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a number that won't sit still??

A Roamin' Numeral.

(Apologies if it's an old joke. My daughter told me this today while doing online math class. THANKS COVID!!)

Everyone stay safe and healthy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josie4afg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Need help with puns.

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertCutter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?

Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezzurict
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How do you divide a roundabout?

Intersections

Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/old_man_browsing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,

I think they were Inca Hoots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...

Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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life for native americans was pretty "in tents"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire665
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Someone asked if I was Native American...

I said, "No, why?"

"Because your beard is Apache one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?

It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.

They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Frightening
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicynate45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?

They had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
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Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.

Ab originals.

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My dad thinks I'm a clock.

He really winds me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max2173
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
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I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
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Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?

Because they had reservations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetSchwepped
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