Paperwhites - Narcissus papyraceus (oc)
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Paperwhite Narcissus (Narcissus papyraceus), AΓ±o Nuevo State Park, California [6240 Γ— 4160] [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danpietsch
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Paperwhite Narcissus (Narcissus papyraceus), AΓ±o Nuevo State Park, California [2689 Γ— 2689] [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danpietsch
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Paperwhite Narcissus (Narcissus papyraceus), Bolinas Lagoon, California [4160 Γ— 6240] [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danpietsch
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Paperwhite (Narcissus papyraceus) [1280x960]
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
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Ah yes, pretty hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/entertainer011
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Dis-a-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krismoff
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/choclite69
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Sponge bob | (β€’)(β€’) | , Patrick / (β€’)(β€’) \ , Squidward ( (β€’)(β€’) ) , Plankton | (β€’) | , Mr. Krabs |β€’| |β€’|

Made me smile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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*Triggering britishers*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Knight Knight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shevelled
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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It is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/egyptiancowboy05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My Dad just sent me this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroracerUK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozen007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Found one of our own
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIronPumpkin
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/589ca35e1590b
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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3 in 1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehawkplays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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get it? get it? get it?
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Does this mean we're doomed?
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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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And on that note
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcastic_gooner
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Philistines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rev_loz
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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That’s a moray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whicky1978
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Melinda Gates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My dad used to hit me with cameras

I still have flashbacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohayel_nafi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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