Because he was on the Astral plane!
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself – and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked:
“Will I be acquitted?”
It’s a trope!
It was Wong on so many levels.
This is known as “stalk-home syndrome”
Ghandi is well known for his holy ways and wisdom. But a few details of his life are worth noting.
His beliefs forbade the use of vehicular transport so he walked. Everywhere. Barefooted. His feet eventually built up enough callouses that they were harder than shoe leather.
His diet was purely vegetarian. Without the protein from meat, he never developed much muscle mass or bone density. He would be easily injured.
That same vegetarian diet coupled with a startling lack of oral hygiene meant his breath was remarkably bad.
In short, he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
…a pesto-mystic
Her advert copy read: Super California Mystic, Expert: Halitosis.
Some would describe him as a..
Super calloused fragile Mystic hexed with halitosis.
The recipe called for fresh thyme, but I only had old, dried out thyme, but I was lazy and didn't want to go to the store, so I made them anyway. They came out really good! Amazing!
I still sit around and think about those old thyme Moroccan rolls
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
He was a naan believer.
So to sum it all up, you could say that Ghandi was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
The news said there was a small medium at large.
Yeti never complains
A super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
She was a four-chin teller.
We know he frequently fasted which made him somewhat frail and caused bad breath. We also know that he often went without shoes, making the souls of his feet very tough.
This made him a... Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(I’ll see myself out)
A lambor-genie
I asked him, "Can you tell me what it's all about, existence and all that?" His eyes looked up at me, from underneath his bushy brows. Solemnly he said, "That is is a tricky question, but you should go work in an aquarium. "I was confused. "An aquarium, why is that?" "Because then you will have porpoise in life."
In the tarot bowl. A threatening bovine on one of these cards is the terror bull. The cards are made out of paper, so they're tearable. When you take the cards out of the bowl, the bowl is now tare-able. But truth be told, this long pun is terrible.
I found a happy medium
A tarot-dactyl
The were-wool-f.
He is a small medium at large.
It was a unique horn.
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
He was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
So tonight I told my wife 2 dad jokes and it went smooth as eggs.
DJ1:
Me: Knock knock
W: who’s there?
Me: interrupting mystical
W: Interru-
Me: screams at her face
…
DJ2:
Me: Knock knock
W: who’s there?
Me: Hawaii
W: Hawaii who?
Me: I’m fine, thank you. How about yourself?
In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
This made him, what?
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
He walked barefoot, which gave him a lot of calluses. Also, because of his diet and beliefs, he was kind of frail and had bad breath.
All in all, he was a "super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
He was a... super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
