Musical Director Puns

A list of puns related to "Musical Director"

An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.

He was quite a bad conductor

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Where does the stuttering film director shoot Phil Collins' music video?

In the Stu-stu-studio.

Came up with this at work the other day. A customer asked for her purchase for free after I shared it with her.

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👤︎ u/dreamerkid001
📅︎ Jul 19 2016
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Dad: "Hey, do you know where I can get a vocal ensemble?"

Music Director: "Don't you mean a choir?"

Dad: "Ok, How do I acquire a vocal ensemble?"

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Giving out dadjokes for Xmas

My girlfriend and I were visiting her mother for the holidays. She's a sweet li'l ol' church lady, and my gf & I were expecting to have an evening to ourselves while she went to choir practice -- until she got a call from the musical director saying he was sick, and that practice would be cancelled.

"Well," I said, "I guess her presence is no longer re-choired."

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👤︎ u/nemthenga
📅︎ Dec 28 2014
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