What do you call a muscular imam?

A protein sheikh!

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📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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A man with muscular furred limbs and claws walks into a bar

The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says: "What? I have the right to bear arms".

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I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...

...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.

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📅︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

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📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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Why was Jesus so muscular?

Crossfit

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📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
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👤︎ u/Gaddness
📅︎ May 27 2015
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Horses are strong and muscular because they are in the neighhhhvy and cows are fat and lazy because they like moooooovies.
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👤︎ u/Krosenoise
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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What do you call a muscular bee ?

A dumbbell bee

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📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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How do you say hello to a muscular person?

Buffalo

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👤︎ u/Kardight
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms off in anger.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"

The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

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📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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What kind of car starts with P

None...They almost all usually use gas or diesel.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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[Request] Blog name suggestions (the punnier the better)

I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like

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👤︎ u/Jessdon
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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Post your jokes so I calcium!

I am doing a project in science class, and I want to include jokes about the muscular and skeletal systems. I will accept any body system jokes! Thanks a lot in advance.

P.S. Sorry for the worst joke in the title and sorry if this is against the rules!

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👤︎ u/Hyd_
📅︎ May 09 2016
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Vacation dad joke

So my boyfriend and I are on vacation and we drove past a putt putt golf course and my boyfriend says to me "does that giraffe look unrealistically muscular to you?"

And I said, "yeah, he must have hit the jungle gym."

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📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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Proceed with caution: joking about wife's butt.

Wife: (commenting on the state of her posterior, obviously a delicate topic) "It wouldn't be attractive if I had a 100% muscular butt: it's a good thing I make a little layer of fat to smooth it out and make me look feminine."

Me: "Well, you never do anything half-assed."

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👤︎ u/Vesvvi
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Why do we call it boner?

Isn't its muscular.

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👤︎ u/jdramanuj
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a muscular Arab?

A protein Sheikh

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📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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