Multiplication Table Puns

A list of puns related to "Multiplication Table"

Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year's Eve?

Times Square.

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👤︎ u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables.

Times were difficult.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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So my dad was looking through multiplication cards and decided to test me to see if I still remember my times tables.

And he came across 4x11 to which I automatically reply 44. He then rebuffs with, "No, four times two."

"Two? Where'd you get two?"

"There." He points at the two 1s. "See? One...two."

I groan. "Apá, it's not mixed with Roman Numerals."

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👤︎ u/Slutallitits
📅︎ Jul 26 2015
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A mathematician sold me an end table, which I put in my living room. When I came in the next day, there were over a dozen of them!

Turns out it was a multiplication table.

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👤︎ u/WhiteNerdyDelitesome
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Meat my son.

Sitting at the dinner table with my wife and 2 year old so is just starting to put multiple words together. "meat Jace" he asks for more meat. I reply with "it's nice to meet you Jace." Got a small chuckle out of the wife.

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👤︎ u/Gameslasher
📅︎ Sep 11 2015
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