Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
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︎ Oct 26 2020
βHey, Watson, is that mud on your shoes?β
βNo. Shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a mud man and a mud woman?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
But trust me, it doesnβt
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the crud say to the mud
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Hereβs a really dirty joke....
A white horse fell in mud
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?
It was a dirty double crosser.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud?"
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Yes sir, it's fresh ground!
EDIT: taken from Jokeriot
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Holmes: "Is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
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︎ May 08 2019
You guys wanna hear a dirty joke
So little jimmy was playing in some mud and he had to take a bath
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud pack.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Why is there mud on shoe hell?
Because it's sole sucking.
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︎ May 18 2019
Wannna hear a dirty joke
A kid fell in a mud puddle.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Want to hear something really dirty?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I found a joke about mud, but I can't post it here.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
Ground coffee
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, βWaiter! This coffee tastes like mud!β
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, βBut, sir, itβs fresh ground!β
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?
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︎ Apr 12 2018
What do you call a chicken who crossed the road, fell into the mud and crossed the road again?
A dirty double-crosser...
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Don't be a stick in the mud.
http://i.imgur.com/h2E32OI.png
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︎ Jul 19 2014
Too much laxative is bad for you
It causes high mud pressure.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Feeling dull? Learn about Mycelium!
It can turn a stick in the mud into a fun guy or fun gal!
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︎ Jan 06 2020
βHey Watson, is that mud on your boots?β
βNo, shit, Sherlock.β
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
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︎ May 16 2020
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
SHERLOCK: Is that mud on your shoe?
WATSON: No, shit Sherlock.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I was surprised when the coffee I ordered tasted just like mud.
The barista told me it was fresh ground.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road
Because he was a dirty double crosser
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I ordered a coffee at the local diner and though it tasted like mud.
Turns out it was fresh ground.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: But it was ground this morning.
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︎ May 13 2019
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was just ground this morning
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︎ Oct 14 2015
βWaiter, this coffee tastes like MUD!β
βOh really? Well, it was GROUND this morning.β
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My wife and I were having an argument while she was applying a mud pack.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
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︎ Jan 20 2018
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee.
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
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