Because they don't have pockets.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
I’m not sure, but I think that they’re Tulips.
I hate japaneth alcohol
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I got it at a carb hoot sale.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
The album's called "Songs of Salivation".
He now knows the taste of defeet
But then I saw her face.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
He was a dumb bass
She said, "Not neccecelery."
He ate his food before it was cool
They're mouthbreathers.
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
A condescending
Con descending
It's not well known that among the species of plants taken aboard Noah's Ark was a very odd berry. This berry had a special property where if you ate too few at once they would be sour, but if you ate too many at once they would be bitter. Even stranger was that the right number of berries to eat at once for perfect sweetness was different for each person.
Shem would never take enough berries and would complain every time "Ugh! These berries are so sour! Why did we bring these plants?" Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat a couple more in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Ham would always take too many berries and would complain every time "Ick! These berries are so bitter! I'd like to toss the plants overboard." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat fewer in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Japeth would grab a random amount and whenever they were bitter or sour he'd complain "Why do these berries never taste the same? We should let the animals eat the plants so we don't have to eat the silly berries." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you should remember how many berries taste the best."
After a couple of weeks of this, Noah announced "I'm taking charge of portioning the berries. I've made notes of how many of them taste the best for me, my wife, all of you my sons, and your wives. At meals I'll give each of you the correct amount, and NO MORE COMPLAINTS!"
Another week passed and Japeth wanted some berries to take the edge off his hunger, but rather than wander all over the whole ark looking for his father he asked Emzara "Where's dad? I'd like some berries before lunch."
Emzara pointed to the storeroom and said "I thought you were tired of the berries? But there's Noah, counting for taste."
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Tulips
They gargoyle
A tongue depressor.
Because they don't have pockets.
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Now I have this weird Axe scent
Now I have this weird Axe scent.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Then it becomes a soap opera
A soap opera
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
He ate pizza before it was cool
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
