Morbidly Obese Puns

A list of puns related to "Morbidly Obese"

My morbidly obese friend died the other day

The news was heavy on me

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👤︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
đź“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I invited a friend over, but I wasn't expecting him to bring his morbidly obese girlfriend with him.

I was totally flabby guested.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
đź“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My wife told me, “ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

“You’re much bigger than that.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
đź“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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