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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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All LGA's (Local Government Areas) in Metropolitan Melbourne by Amount of AFL Players
Local Government Area Clubs Players
City of Bayside (35) Cheltenham, East Brighton, Hampton, Blackrock, Moorabbin, Old Brighton, Beaumaris , Hampton Rovers, Brighton Beach, East Sandringham Mitch Brown (Cheltenham) Fischer McAsey (East Brighton) Josh Kelly (East Brighton) Andrew McGrath (East Brighton) Finn Maginness (East Brighton) Hugo Ralphsmith (East Brighton) Oliver Hanranhan (East Brighton) Ollie Lord (East Brighton) Louis Butler (Old Brighton) Archie Perkins (Old Brighton) Callum Sinclair (Beaumaris) Tom T. Lynch (Beaumaris) Jack Gunston (Beaumaris) Oliver Florent (Beaumaris) Jack Scrimshaw (Beaumaris) Joel Amartey (Beaumaris) Ryan Byrnes (Beaumaris) Jacob Edwards (Beaumaris) Max Keath (Beaumaris) Hayden McLean (Beaumaris) Christian Salem (Hampton Rovers) Angus Brayshaw (Hampton Rovers) Brayden Maynard (Hampton Rovers) Will Walker (Hampton Rovers) Andrew Brayshaw (Hampton Rovers) Miles Bergman (Hampton Rovers) Jayden Hunt (East Sandringham) Karl Amon (East Sandringham) Charlie Constable (East Sandringham) Nathan Murphy (East Sandringham) Liam Stocker (East Sandringham) Austin Bradtke (East Sandringham) Ben King (East Sandringham) Max King (East Sandringham) Tom Wilson (East Sandringham)
City of Boroondara (35) Balwyn, South Yarra, Old Scotch, Old Trinity, Kew, St Maryโ€™s-Salesian, Canterbury, Hawthorn Amatuer, Swinburne University, Ashburton, Greythorn, Boroondara Hawks, Camberwell, Glen Iris, Hawthorn Citizens, Kew C omets, Kew Rovers Tom Campbell (Old Scotch) Lachlan Keeffe (Old Trinity) Anthony Scott (Old Trinity) Adam Tomlinson (Canterbury) Josh P. Kennedy (Ashburton) Tom Mitchell (Ashburton) Toby Greene (Ashburton) Jack Viney (Ashburton) Jordan De Goey (Ashburton) Tom Cutler (Greythorn) Dan Houston (Greythorn) Jack Silvagni (Greythorn) David Cuningham (Boroondara Hawks) Noah Anderson (Boroondara Hawks) Matt Rowell (Boroondara Hawks) Atu Bosenalvagi (Boroondara Hawks) Dom Tyson (Camberwell) Darcy Byrne-Jones (Camberwell) James Rowbottom (Camberwell) Matt Owies (Camberwell) James Stewart (Glen Iris) Ed Langdon (Glen Iris) Will Kelly (Glen Iris) Nick Bryan (Glen Iris) Ed Richards (Hawthorn Citizens) Nick Larkey (Hawthorn Citizens) Andrew Gaff (Kew Comets) Luke McDonald (Kew Comets) Jack Sinclair (Kew Comets) Jack Billings (Kew Comets) Darcy Moore (Kew Comets) Marc Pittonet (Kew Comets) Dan Hannebery (Kew Rovers) Jack Macrae (Kew Rovers) Ned Moyle (Kew Rovers)
City of Manningham (18) Doncaster, Doncaster East, Park Orchards,
... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Naan-negotiable
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Thatโ€™s Michelle
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Knowledgeable man
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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