You shouldn't wear two monocles at once.

You'd just make a spectacle of yourself.

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My idiot hipster friend started wearing two monocles out in public.

I said, “You are making a spectacle of yourself.”

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Did you ever hear about the two monocles that bumped into each other? It was quite the spectacle.
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GF's dad's favorite joke.

He takes a round bike mirror and holds it on his eye like a monocle and says:

"Look! It's a miracle!"

I'm pretty sure he carries it around with him everywhere just for this purpose.

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