Mongolism Puns

A list of puns related to "Mongolism"

Some people don't believe the Mongols conquered anything.

It's just a Khan job.

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👤︎ u/13toycar
📅︎ Mar 01 2022
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Lately I’ve really gotten into poetry from the era of the Mongol Empire.

It has it’s prose and Khans.

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👤︎ u/dontcryformegiratina
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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How did the Mongols conquer so much?

They were very methodical, they knew how to do everything steppe by steppe.

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👤︎ u/twisted7ogic
📅︎ Sep 18 2021
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Have you heard about the podcast the critiques Mongol poetry?

It’s pretty good. It’s called Prose and Khans.

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👤︎ u/hansnotfranz
📅︎ Nov 17 2021
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Want to know what the Mongols named Constantinople?

Khanstantinople

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👤︎ u/Killosiphy
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you call a tricky Mongol?

Khanman

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👤︎ u/Frogs_Are_People_Too
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I know a lot of people disagree about whether the Mongols had a navy...

But I think we should teach the khan-traversed sea.

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👤︎ u/Nofrillsoculus
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?

I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.

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👤︎ u/TilahtamalianKing
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Did you hear about the Mongol who decided to quit smoking?

He joined a twelve steppe program.

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👤︎ u/Redditisimaginary
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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Historians have finally figured out why the Chinese Army kept retreating from the Mongols.

Because General Tso’s Chicken.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do Mongols use to cut down trees?

Tartar saws!

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👤︎ u/melance
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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My daughter occasionally raids my wife's closet for clothes to wear

She's like a fashion Mongol

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👤︎ u/RonPossible
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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