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Moby Dick Puns

A list of puns related to "Moby Dick"

What does Moby Dick say when he had a good day?

That was some time whale spent.

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👤︎ u/Fera-Florez
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Who wrote Moby dick?

Herman Melville, but that whale never wrote him back.

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👤︎ u/mung_tyson
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why doesn't Moby Dick go to parties he is invited to?

because he never checks his ish-mail.

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👤︎ u/SteamboatTaco
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?

A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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What is Moby Dicks Dads name?

Poppa Boner

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👤︎ u/DarthVinnie915
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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