I found it easier to follow my new year's resolution after I misspelled it.
I am now on a no-crab diet
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A friend of mine misspelled Viet Cong, couldn't resist making this.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
A word in this sentence is misspelled.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
My friend misspelled the word ceiling and all I could think was
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?
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︎ Oct 19 2017
This warning label was misspelled,
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I misspelled "Armageddon"
It's not the end of the world.
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︎ May 26 2014
When people misspell barely like barley, theyβre not making a mistake
Theyβre just going against the grain
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︎ Jul 21 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Lash Out
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Have you heard about the typist from the 90's?
She misspelled millennium and spaced out
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Thousands of people are waiting outside of Nadame Tussauds in London
They are waiting to get waxinated...
Edit: misspelled Madame, but can't change the title
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︎ Apr 04 2021
If you're capable of making a post without misspelling your and you're
Do you get a-post-trophee?
Your welcome!
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︎ Jul 03 2019
What do you get when a Mandela effect believer misspells something?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
When u say that typing on a phone is difficult but u misspell difficult ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
This fibonocci joke will really make you groan.
It's as bad as the last two jokes you heard Combined.
(My son just told me this one πͺ)
E: I misspelled "Fibonacci" in titleπ€¦
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Do you know why I always misspell wacum?
People tell me to spell it with double Us.
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︎ Feb 17 2017
Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly,
unless it's spelt incorrectly.
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What if βschoolβ was written without a βsβ and βhβ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why do some people misspell cyclops as "ciclops"?
Because it only has one i.
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︎ Aug 25 2015
That's a serious relation-chipthey have.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
And now for the knightly news
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Undyne is a βsouldierβ
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︎ May 04 2019
So I had a physical the other day
After the checkup, my doctor recommended I up my coffee intake to two pots a day, eat more saturated fats, and start smoking.
I'm beginning to suspect he knows about me and his wife.
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︎ May 26 2019
No, that's not autocorrect...
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︎ Aug 16 2019
The anti-punster. X-post /r/funny
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︎ Feb 11 2016
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
(My dad just pulled this one out on us.)
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Found this at my school
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︎ Jan 11 2019
You're under arrest!
My boss' 7 year old daughter came to work and ran up to me with this one:
"You're under arrest!"
"For what?! You have no proof!"
thinks to herself before running to get box packing tape
"I have the security tape right here!"
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︎ Feb 10 2019
This bald guy walked in to my work the other day JUST to say this:
Him: Is there any tattooists in town?
Me: Fairly sure there is one guy about 10 minutes out...?
Him: Oh good! 'Cause I want him to tattoo a rabbit on the top of my head.
Me: ..Why...?
Him: 'Cause then someone might mistake it for a hare!
He giggled his way out
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︎ May 25 2014
Where does a rapper go for help with his addiction?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What are all flat earthers afraid of?
The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)
Edit: for people downvoting because this is a βrepostβ, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again
Edit2: misspelled typo
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︎ Oct 05 2018
It must suck having the world's best clown as your dad
You would have such big shoes to fil
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︎ Nov 12 2016
Why did you pitty upvote?
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit
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︎ Jun 01 2018
I think my phone is a dad...
I was typing something about abortion and I accidentally started to misspell it.
My Phone: "Did you mean "antilabor"?
Me: "Well... yeah..."
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︎ May 16 2019
Went to Victoria Secret with my wife over the weekend.
She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.
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What's the most commonly misspelled blood group?
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What's the most commonly misspelled blood type?
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︎ Aug 17 2017
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
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