I found it easier to follow my new year's resolution after I misspelled it.

I am now on a no-crab diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslySyrca
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?

Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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A friend of mine misspelled Viet Cong, couldn't resist making this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleSpoons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A word in this sentence is misspelled.

Misspelled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My friend misspelled the word ceiling and all I could think was
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaypluto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CynicalSoup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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This warning label was misspelled,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomuchtimewasted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I misspelled "Armageddon"

It's not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xiphias_
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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When people misspell barely like barley, they’re not making a mistake

They’re just going against the grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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If you’re trying to spell the name β€œRon,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then it’s wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Lash Out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Have you heard about the typist from the 90's?

She misspelled millennium and spaced out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memeatic_ape
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Thousands of people are waiting outside of Nadame Tussauds in London

They are waiting to get waxinated...

Edit: misspelled Madame, but can't change the title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktooos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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If you're capable of making a post without misspelling your and you're

Do you get a-post-trophee?

Your welcome!

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What do you get when a Mandela effect believer misspells something?

r/dayjawfood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nogonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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When u say that typing on a phone is difficult but u misspell difficult ( Ν‘β˜‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β˜‰)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendary-Ninja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"

I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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This fibonocci joke will really make you groan.

It's as bad as the last two jokes you heard Combined.

(My son just told me this one πŸ’ͺ)

E: I misspelled "Fibonacci" in title🀦

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedimasterdiesel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Do you know why I always misspell wacum?

People tell me to spell it with double Us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4l4p0ny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Wikipedia:Lists of common misspellings/Homophones en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dak0tah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly,

unless it's spelt incorrectly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentrose88
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuraiSAM5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What if β€œschool” was written without a β€œs” and β€œh”

That would be cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub2iAdi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why do some people misspell cyclops as "ciclops"?

Because it only has one i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaltivel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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That's a serious relation-chipthey have.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaticGameing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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And now for the knightly news
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgilead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Undyne is a β€œsouldier”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinTME
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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So I had a physical the other day

After the checkup, my doctor recommended I up my coffee intake to two pots a day, eat more saturated fats, and start smoking.

I'm beginning to suspect he knows about me and his wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42words
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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No, that's not autocorrect...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckerDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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The anti-punster. X-post /r/funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davbrowdid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

(My dad just pulled this one out on us.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentxem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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Found this at my school
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idunnoretarder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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You're under arrest!

My boss' 7 year old daughter came to work and ran up to me with this one:

"You're under arrest!" "For what?! You have no proof!" thinks to herself before running to get box packing tape "I have the security tape right here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetroPolitan23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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This bald guy walked in to my work the other day JUST to say this:

Him: Is there any tattooists in town? Me: Fairly sure there is one guy about 10 minutes out...? Him: Oh good! 'Cause I want him to tattoo a rabbit on the top of my head. Me: ..Why...? Him: 'Cause then someone might mistake it for a hare!

He giggled his way out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dendens
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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Where does a rapper go for help with his addiction?

Aye, Aye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XUAXMERCY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What are all flat earthers afraid of?

The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)

Edit: for people downvoting because this is a β€œrepost”, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again

Edit2: misspelled typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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It must suck having the world's best clown as your dad

You would have such big shoes to fil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socalstokie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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Why did you pitty upvote?

It’s my cake day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joakley17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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I think my phone is a dad...

I was typing something about abortion and I accidentally started to misspell it.

My Phone: "Did you mean "antilabor"?

Me: "Well... yeah..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Went to Victoria Secret with my wife over the weekend.

She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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What's the most commonly misspelled blood group?

Type O.

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What's the most commonly misspelled blood type?

Type-O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominic_RF
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRedditBot
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