We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singular1st
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_space
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you tell your Australian friend if he just missed a call from his pops?

Your boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/789_ba_dum_tss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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'So you think you can dance Canada' missed a great opportunity to call themselves 'So you think you Canadance'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheZenPsychopath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Microsoft reeeeally missed an opportunity when they didn't call their antivirus "Windows Cleaner"

...just sayin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_pee_in_the_sink
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A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?

A metorleft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliza_Swain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The makers of 'Snakes and Ladders' really missed an opportunity to call it 'Adders and Ladders'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from β€œEgypt”.”

I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those β€œpyramid schemes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baker_esq27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?

Eau de too late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhmadRK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Missed opportunity to call this Ecownomy Lessons imgur.com/gallery/tuG5A
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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My town's local art festival this weekend missed an opportunity to call itself Total Eclipse of the Art.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperFrosting
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?

A quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Vettel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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They really missed out on a great opportunity by calling them defibrillators

Should've called them heartbrakers

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What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?

Past-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?

b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I called my wife 'Miss Universe' last night.

"Is it because I'm so beautiful?" she asked

"NO, It's because you're constantly expanding."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a fish that’s missing it’s i’s?

A blind fsh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a missing Terminator actor?

A Sarah Goner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...

"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call it when Batman misses church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call an apple that's missing someone ?

Pineapple πŸ˜„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call it when Batman misses church? /r/Jokes/comments/gr18il/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squashishous
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I call woman miss

Because i never score

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slav_Imperator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do australian teens say, when they miss a call from their grandmother?

Oh shit, my boomerang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soft_Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call a square missing a side

An incomplete meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicboi6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?

Polygon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a turtle missing one leg?

Turtle leanie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursppachulli
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Whoever called the loops in malls with restaurants "food courts" missed a huge opportunity. They ought to be cul-de-snacks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Huge missed opportunity that landslides aren’t called β€œgravelanches.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinearEquation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call an ant with a missing leg? 🐜

An antputee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_See
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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You got that right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?

lacktoes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a car missing a light?

A heavier car!

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It's a missed opportunity that no one's made a Canadian exclusive dating app called "Cana-Dates".
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I used to be in a band called missing cat

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Whoever decided to called them Dentures....

....really missed an opportunity to call them Substitooths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I used to be in a band called missing cat

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frazer271009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call a bear missing an ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytoreply1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a bear missing an ear?

A b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geek_asaurus_Rex
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