A list of puns related to "Missed Call"
A mooborn!
Your boomerang
...just sayin
A metorleft.
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those βpyramid schemes.β
Eau de too late
You probably saw our posters
A quarterback.
Should've called them heartbrakers
Past-tents
b.
"Is it because I'm so beautiful?" she asked
"NO, It's because you're constantly expanding."
A blind fsh
A Sarah Goner
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
You might remember our flyers
Christian Bail
Pineapple π
Octopus Prime.
Because i never score
Oh shit, my boomerang!
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
An incomplete meal
Polygon
Turtle leanie
Plastic explosives.
An antputee.
lacktoes intolerant
A heavier car!
You probably saw our posters
....really missed an opportunity to call them Substitooths.
You probably saw our posters
B
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