John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!

He’s not a native speaker after all

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.

I was in a fowl mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claytonjdawson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My dad's proudest moment

I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99Β’"

He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"

He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbouerfgae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?

The language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julipidgeon13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why did the end of one sentence not pursue a relationship with the start of the next sentence?

Because there was a language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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My friend's dad...

Backstory: my buddy's brother is in the military in Turkey and I was asking how he was when their dad dropped this one on me.

  • Me: "How's your brother doing in Turkey?"

  • Friend: "Good but the language barrier kills him, I think they speak Farsi."

  • Me: "I thought they spoke Turkish?"

  • Friend's dad: "Actually they speak gobble gobble!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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