Merkel Puns

A list of puns related to "Merkel"

Angela Merkel is at passport control at a Greek airport. When reviewing her passport, the officer asks-“occupation?”

She replies- “Nien! This time, ve are only here for za day!”

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👤︎ u/theJarlAli
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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I always thought Merkel was German

but I just learned she is a Gerwoman

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👤︎ u/mv041
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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