I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....

Chew Chew β€˜ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.

It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I've always wanted to start and Elvis Presley themed Steakhouse...

Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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β€œI have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepew13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Pulled a Christmas dad joke on my girlfriend last night

We were preparing steaks to grill with her family for dinner. As we are tenderizing the meat, she asks me to grab the spices. As I open the cabinet, I grab the spices and exclaim "Ah, tis' the seasoning!"

She did not find it as amusing as I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotoshopJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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