Meat Tenderizer Puns

A list of puns related to "Meat Tenderizer"

I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....

Chew Chew ‘ing

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.

It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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I've always wanted to start and Elvis Presley themed Steakhouse...

Who doesn't Love Meat Tender!

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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“I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

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👤︎ u/lepew13
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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Pulled a Christmas dad joke on my girlfriend last night

We were preparing steaks to grill with her family for dinner. As we are tenderizing the meat, she asks me to grab the spices. As I open the cabinet, I grab the spices and exclaim "Ah, tis' the seasoning!"

She did not find it as amusing as I did.

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👤︎ u/PhotoshopJunkie
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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