We were going through the car wash and the guy removed our antenna and handed it to us.
I asked my wife "who was that mast man!"
what did the yoga instructor say when he didn't feel like going to work?
na i'maste
The 2020 boating expo was crazy
It was mast hysteria
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday
It’s one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (that’s what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.
So I pushed it in a little farther.
No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
He's my mast-cot.
They say piracy is destroying the music industry...
... but I don't buy it.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
This boat is beautiful.
You could say it was Mast-erfully crafted.
