I heard this story about a Papa Roach and a Mama Roach... the Mama Roach says, "What happens if you get sprayed with the Raid Roach Spray?"

SUFFOCATION.

NO BREATHING.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sm0klnj0e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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What happens when Mama Bird and Papa Bird Cuddle in the Nest?

A swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nailfunny
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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Never buy lettuce from the Mamas and Papas Grocery

All the leaves are brown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Baby whale asks Papa whale where babies come from

Papa: Well son, when a Papa whale and a Mama whale fall in love, they decide to make a family, and so the Papa whale and Mama whale make love, and eventually, Mama whale gives birth to a Baby whale.

Baby: Aw thanks Papa Whale!

Papa: You’re whale cum :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuglugs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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A & w kind of let us all down...

They have the grandpa burger, mama and papa burger, uncle burger, the teen burger etc etc, why couldn't they name the new impossible burger as the "Anti-burger"??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ontheedge89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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What was the potato's favorite band?

The Mamas and the Papas Fritas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corificness
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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Three tomatoes walk down the street

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A family is walking in the woods…

And there are three big rocks in a row each one bigger than the next.

The mother says, "Look it's a Papa Rock, a Mama Rock, and a Baby Rock!"

The father says, "Yeah it's the Goldirocks!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyng314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street...

papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him and says…

KETCHUP!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotauros_Artus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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