As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What is the least spoken language?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Nothing in the English language...
...starts with N and ends with G
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Everyone should learn sign language.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What's a dentist's favorite language?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Iβm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What's the quietest language?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What language do garbage collectors speak?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Latin isnβt a dead language
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Iβm currently learning sign language.
I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!
(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
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︎ Nov 27 2020
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language
Poly = many.
Ticks = blood sucking parasites.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.
No idea why the school hired him.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I can order pizza in two languages
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What language do dumpsters talk in?
Trash talk!
(My little brother made this joke, I'm proud of him)
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︎ Sep 27 2020
If you make dad jokes, what language do you speak?
Pun-Jabi
proceeds to the nearest exit
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What is the richest language?
Silence, because it's golden
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What language is the fastest?
Sign language, its the speed of light
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︎ Oct 25 2020
i speak eight different languages
7 of the languages is 10 out of 10 but my German is 9
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?
Because they kept butchering the words
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is the least spoken language?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What is the least spoken language?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
π︎ 7
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What's the longest word in the english language?
It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I know several jokes in sign language.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What's the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
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