What sound does a witch's flying stick make?

Broooooom! Brooooom!

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What sound does an explosion in the janitors room make?

Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_German_Memer
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What sound does the town clock make in Denver, CO?

Bong.

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Why do chickens make one kind of sound?

Because they don't think outside the bawks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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If you sneeze while chewing a mouthful of nuts, what sound does it make?

Cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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what sound do german snakes make?

hßßßßß

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πŸ‘€︎ u/audio_inferno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
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What sound does a seal make when he reaches retirement?

AARP AARP

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Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quick office zoom meeting with a lot of people. As each person popped on zoom made that β€œDING DONG” sound. One of my bosses said β€œanyone that can figure out how to make Zoom stop doing that is gonna get a prize.”

I said β€œare you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?”

I HAVE WON THE DAY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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What sound will make any guy lose is erection

The sound of a door handle turning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrible-Two-7928
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2022
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What sound does a sparrow riding on a motorcycle make ?

Birrrd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravreestoo
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2022
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What sound does a snail make?

Crunch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonega1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2022
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?

None. There is udder silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mario1232020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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What sound does a wooden motorcycle make?

Wooden! Wooden!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benzonirama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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What sound does a holy cow make?

SacrΓ© moo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Fox_875
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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what sound does a house make when you punch a wall?

couch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thin_Dream_1973
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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What sound does a French ambulance make?

Oui woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsNotAPhageMom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?

Ba Dum Tss

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What sound does a sheep dog make?

Baa-ark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paleodraco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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What sound does an airplane make when it bounces while landing?

Boeing, boeing, boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infectedtoe32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2021
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What sound does a street sweeper make when you step on the gas?

broom, broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grilldcheese2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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What sound does a piano make when it is dropped in a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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I asked a caveman "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

He replied "It wood"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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What sound does a turkey make in space?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnc_mikejayray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXTheBinaryXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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What sound does it make ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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A man has a grandfather clock that only makes the tick sound, so he hires a German clockmaker to make repairs

When the clockmaker arrives he pulls out his tool bag and spreads it out across a table. He shines a flash at the face of the clock and says β€œVe have vays of making you tock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What sound does a subatomic chicken make??

Quark quark

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What sound does a witch's vehicle make?

Brrrooooooommmmmm brrrooooooommmmmmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lehj916
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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I asked my dad why cars make loud sound without an exhaust.

He replied with "To make people ask questions"

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What sound does a train made from mushrooms make?

Chaga Chaga Chaga Chaga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkill9829
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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What sound do jeans make in water?

Denim, denim, denim…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk712
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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I know someone who does cartoon voiceover work and specializes in making that sound people make when they see a mouse.

They eek out a living.

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A saxophonist was told by his teacher that he needed to make his smooth jazz sound smoother.

The saxophonist left. Soon after, he returned, carrying a man wearing a pair of high end headphones.
”What in the WORLD are you doing with that poor man?” His teacher cried.
The saxophonist looked taken aback. ”You said I needed to make my music sound smoother.”
”So…?”
”I figured we would need an audiophile for that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuddenSasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2021
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If regular horses say β€œNeigh”, what sound do southern horses make?

β€œNaw!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellyflop2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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Some car companies hire vehicular acoustitions to make their cars sound better.

I like to call them engine-ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funinorignal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?

Boeing

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What sound does a witch's flying stick make?

Broooooom! Brooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeverTheSadOne
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom

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What sound does a witch’s car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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Why do chickens only make one type of sound?

They can't think outside the bawks-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4x4Welder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellBumWee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What sound does a bouncing plane make ?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_lyserth25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What sound does a tree make?

It barks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meirzy
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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