What sound does a witch's flying stick make?
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What sound does an explosion in the janitors room make?
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What sound does the town clock make in Denver, CO?
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︎ Jul 19 2022
Why do chickens make one kind of sound?
Because they don't think outside the bawks.
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If you sneeze while chewing a mouthful of nuts, what sound does it make?
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what sound do german snakes make?
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What sound does a seal make when he reaches retirement?
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Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quick office zoom meeting with a lot of people. As each person popped on zoom made that βDING DONGβ sound. One of my bosses said βanyone that can figure out how to make Zoom stop doing that is gonna get a prize.β
I said βare you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?β
I HAVE WON THE DAY
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What sound will make any guy lose is erection
The sound of a door handle turning.
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What sound does a sparrow riding on a motorcycle make ?
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What sound does a snail make?
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?
None. There is udder silence.
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What sound does a wooden motorcycle make?
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︎ Mar 16 2022
What sound does a holy cow make?
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what sound does a house make when you punch a wall?
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What sound does a French ambulance make?
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︎ Feb 22 2022
A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
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What sound does a sheep dog make?
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What sound does an airplane make when it bounces while landing?
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︎ Oct 18 2021
What sound does a street sweeper make when you step on the gas?
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︎ Dec 11 2021
What sound does a piano make when it is dropped in a mine shaft?
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︎ Feb 04 2022
I asked a caveman "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
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What sound does a turkey make in space?
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?
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︎ Jul 29 2021
What sound does it make ?
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A man has a grandfather clock that only makes the tick sound, so he hires a German clockmaker to make repairs
When the clockmaker arrives he pulls out his tool bag and spreads it out across a table. He shines a flash at the face of the clock and says βVe have vays of making you tockβ
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What sound does a subatomic chicken make??
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What sound does a witch's vehicle make?
Brrrooooooommmmmm brrrooooooommmmmmm
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︎ Oct 24 2021
I asked my dad why cars make loud sound without an exhaust.
He replied with "To make people ask questions"
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︎ Sep 30 2021
What sound does a train made from mushrooms make?
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What sound do jeans make in water?
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︎ Aug 21 2021
I know someone who does cartoon voiceover work and specializes in making that sound people make when they see a mouse.
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A saxophonist was told by his teacher that he needed to make his smooth jazz sound smoother.
The saxophonist left. Soon after, he returned, carrying a man wearing a pair of high end headphones.
βWhat in the WORLD are you doing with that poor man?β His teacher cried.
The saxophonist looked taken aback. βYou said I needed to make my music sound smoother.β
βSoβ¦?β
βI figured we would need an audiophile for that.β
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︎ Sep 13 2021
If regular horses say βNeighβ, what sound do southern horses make?
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︎ Sep 23 2021
Some car companies hire vehicular acoustitions to make their cars sound better.
I like to call them engine-ears
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︎ Aug 30 2021
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?
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What sound does a witch's flying stick make?
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What sound does a witches car make?
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︎ May 17 2022
What sound does a witchβs car make?
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︎ Mar 27 2022
What sound does a witchβs car make?
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︎ Aug 23 2021
Why do chickens only make one type of sound?
They can't think outside the bawks-
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︎ Jun 14 2021
What sound does a witches car make?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What sound does a bouncing plane make ?
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︎ Oct 24 2021
What sound does a tree make?
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?
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