Makati Puns

I'm from the province and I'm moving to Makati next year since mag return to office na. Any survival tips/hacks u can share 🙏 e.g. places to avoid to not get mugged HAHAH, food places to try, types of street scam to avoid etc.

I saw a news article saying Makati is accepting non-residents for booster shots problema lang is di ko alam paano mag register

The article did not mention any page to contact or site to register to.

And since non-resident ako ng Makati if ever, will I be getting another vaccine card?

Hello! I heard that Makati Med’s essay requirement has a big impact when they choose applicants. Any tips please? Thank you in advance <3

21 M Makati. 5’10, college stud, friends say na I’m quite good looking and charming naman. Probably an 8 or 9/10. Quite straught-passing and discreet. Introverted.

I’m feeling lonely tonight; looking for someone good looking and spontaneous who’s g to drink sesh with me at my apartment. We could flirt, just chill as bros, or do something naughty. You could sleepover too if we good. I’m open to being friends with benefits. But let’s start it off with a good conversation first.

Let’s trade photos on telegram. I’m still looking as long as this post is up.

I need to clean my road bike, but I don’t have the space to do so because I live in a small apartment. Does anyone know a good bike cleaning service around Makati? Thanks in advance.

I know it’s a long shot but can anyone share any tips + a sample essay for the MMC application? Just wondering what kind of essay theyre looking for

My budget is around 4k po. Sa Landmark Makati po ung work ko so mostly ay gabi lang talaga ako nasa room. Masinop at malinis din nman po ako 😁

Also if I became your roommate and you need to buy stuff in Landmark, you can use my employee discount na 10%. Although para sa mga selectec items lang yun 😅

Hello Guys!!! So, after one successful run of helping one family (post on my profile), a few friends and I (plus one redditor from here) are looking to do it again for 2-3 families this week. :D

We are hoping to give noche buena handa, rice, daily food items, toiletries, and sanitary supplies.

Our challenge now is distributing the goods because we don't have a car. We need sana someone with a ride to help us with our logistics challenge on Saturday (or Sunday depending on volunteer availability).

If free ka po and you can drive and you want to help make a positive difference this season, hit me up!

Also, if gusto niyo lang din to contribute and join us, go lang din so we can do more! Let's do something good together and share hope and happiness this Christmas. :)

Thank You and Merry Christmas!!

About me:

Working professional Average lang ang body Taller than average Filipina Office Engineer

Need help with your morning wood? I wanna try giving (and possibly even receiving) oral before the end of the year, and I find myself free tomorrow morning (or rather today in the 31st).

I'd be down to meet up for a quickie, and who knows... if you're down we could even consider anal 👀

Me:

19

5'11

Fair skin

Slim, but not skinny

Plum ass

I'd say cute, but you be the judge

Closet sissy

You:

19-27

Gentle, but knows how to treat me like a slut (if things reach that point)

Body type doesn't matter

Ideally top, but if bottom we can have some fun still

Let's meet in greenbelt or glorietta, if you got a place nearby we can go there (though blowjob in the bathroom or dressing room also sounds thrilling)

DM me if you're down

Looking for ONS or FUBU setup Makati, Willing to travel to you.

About me: 5'10 Moreno Chinito Fully Vaxxed Interests: Anime, and playing games

About you: No real preference with body types, just be clean and ready to have fun

Hiii! Chaeri here. Just wanted to look for a constant friend, SAFE FOR WORK! Kakahiwalay lang. NOT interested in s*x, romantic relationship whatso. I love cats, I currently have 13. My betta fish just died today. I also like k-pop. 3rd & 4th gen na tho.

So if you like cats, dogs, horror movies and k-pop or at least you casual listen to it, and you are looking for a friend, a constant one - feel free to dm!!! :)

Thank you.

Tara date tayo sa Little Tokyo mamayang dinner. Then maybe stroll around Makati Square and check quirky shops in there. Or we can go people watching sa Washington Sycip park nearby.

About me:

• 5'8" moreno

• Wannabe surfer

• Fully vaxxed

• Software developer and cybersecurity researcher

• Looking for something casual. If things don't work out we can be friends!

• Not my first /r/phr4r date. Last date with a cool lady that I met here did not work out, but we're still buddies

Reposting because I got better pictures now, linked here

1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, 1 living room/kitchen. Originally studio type, added partition to make the bedroom.

Located at the 2nd floor of Grand Place Makati, Guijo St., Brgy San Antonio, Makati City. Walking distance to the Central Business District. Building has an elevator.

Fully furnished with AC, refrigerator and freezer, sofa, single bed, etc.

Minimum stay is 1 year.

Monthly rate is PHP 15,000.00. Inclusive, association dues. Not inclusive, electricity, water, and internet connectivity. Internet connection is possible and Globe and Smart signals are strong inside the unit.

Parking spaces are available outside, in front and at the backstreet for motorcycles and cars.

For Rent: Brixton Place 22nd floor

1 Bedroom 28 SQM Brand new

Included in price (all in price of 15,000/mo for bare, 18,000 for semi furnished)

• Condominum Dues
• Water

Can rent bare or semi furnished, depending on your preferences.

For semi furnished, willing to procure:

• Refrigerator
• Washing Machine
• Queen size Bed
• TV
• Sofa
• Vacuum Cleaner
• Water Heating
• Other Misc. Items, upon request

Condominium Amenities:

• Swimming pool
• Sky deck
• Free purified water
• Entertainment room
• Basketball court
• Playground
• Pets are OK

1 Year minimum, post dated checks. 1 Month deposit.

5 Minutes away from BGC/Makati via the new bridge. Bikeable distance.

Contact me for more information: Marvin (Direct owner) - 09458061932 Contact me to request viewing or for further enquiry

I've been to SB sa moa seaside sa may Giligans and it's a good spot para magpahinga din. I also know about the coffee booth? Sa tapat ng Conrad hotel sa may seaside din, but I want to explore more.

Usually riding alone para makapag workout and makapag isip isip din outside the stressful work so naghahanap ako spots na may alfresco or outdoor dining para mabantayan ko yung bike ko sana. Hehe baka lang may alam kayo na spots?

Thank you sa mga sasagot. Have a safe ride everyone. ☺️

Hi the weather is cold and im frustrated as fuck i wanna be cuddled and momoled?¿

i’ll send u my details when you message me 😉

Looking for ONS or FWB setup near Makati, or in QC. Willing to travel to you.

About me: 5'10 Moreno Chinito Fully Vaxxed Interests: Anime, and playing games

About you: No real preference with body types, just be clean and ready to have fun

Looking for ONS or FWB setup near Makati, or in Manila. Willing to travel to you.

About me: 5'10 Moreno Chinito Fully Vaxxed Interests: Anime, and playing games

About you: No real preference with body types, just be clean and ready to have fun

Looking for ONS setup near Makati Willing to travel to you.

About me: 5'10 Moreno Chinito Fully Vaxxed Interests: basketball, and playing games

About you: No real preference with body types, just be clean and ready to have fun.