Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..

But Patrick is the star.

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I made a game where I’m the main character.

I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.

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I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.

A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.

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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!

Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.

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The main character in the Netflix show iZombie ( who is a zombie ) is called Liv Moore
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Who was the main character of the Summer at the Beach spinoff of the Avengers?

Tan-os.

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I don't know why Toad isn't the main character in the Mario universe

He's a fun guy!

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Did you know there's an unreleased episode of Pokemon where the main character turned evil?

He was quite the bad Ash.

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I'll give you a spoiler about the ending of my autobiography.

The main character dies in the end!

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Showed my Dad Warm Bodies the other day, he caught me off guard this time.

If you don't know the movie, there's a scene where the main character (R) is attempting to drive a car and he's starting and stopping because he can't control his limbs fully.

So my dad just quietly goes. "Makes sense, he's got bad motor control."

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Can anybody think of a cat/name pun?

So I'm making a game, and the main character is a cat - and I'm looking for a name for him It's quite a humerus game, so a punny name like "Pawline" Or something along those lines would be nice...

(I'm never using Pawline btw)

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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • I’ll California
  • He’s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • He’s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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Looking for help with a punny channel name

Hi I'm an artist and i want to start a youtube channel with timelapses of my art! Since i mainly draw videogame characters i thought it would be a good idea to have a pun of something about art/drawing/illustration and video games. If anyone has a suggestion I'd love to hear! Thank you!

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Straight Outta Compton Joke

Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.

His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"

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Need help for good puns

My class is making a short action film. In this scene the main character just strangled a bad guy using his own earphones. Then he drops the dead body and puts on sunglasses (csi style) and says......????? Help Make a good pun and or comeback. (does not have to be school appropriate) I'm opun to any ideals

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Reasons Why I Didn't Like Dante's Inferno
  • It's too deep
  • It's the pits
  • The places made me go "What the Hell"
  • It took an eternity for anything to happen
  • I didn't get a lot of it , because the devil was in the details
  • The so-called "smart" people in Hell use too much circular reasoning
  • The main character is too down-to-earth
  • Lucifer is unlikable, even though he is a central character
  • It uses too much inflammatory language
  • A lot of the action is too sin-tilating for me

Ok, that last one was pretty bad. I should be punished. I'll go die in a fire now.

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"Hey Dad, What's this "The Biggest Loser" Video game all about"?

"All I know about it so far is that you're the main character"

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Some friends and I have wanted to make a video game...

We have a general idea of what we want to make. An action/adventure game for console. We decided to call the main character Drake.

But none of us have any coding experience, so we're moving into Uncharted territory.

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I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a princess movie under the sea

Where the main male character is the Prince of whales.

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Got the GF at the movies

She wanted to see How To Be Single. The main character is a paralegal. She moves into a nice apartment in NYC. GF leans over.

Her:how can she afford that. She's just a paralegal. Me:she probably makes more than one legal.

Groans and eye rolls to follow.

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Did you have an affair?

I was describing a movie to my dad earlier today, and mentioned that the main character had an affair. He replied saying β€œno, he definitely didn’t have an affair, he's completely bald!”

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I got my friends whilst watching "Law Abiding Citizen"

So we were watching Law Abiding Citizen. At some point the main character is stuck in an isolation cell. For some odd reason he is using a phone and can actually call people. A friend asks how this is possible. My response:

He's got cell reception.

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My husband dadjoked his college class.

He teaches a class where students were doing book reports. One had done one on Stephen King's Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining. The student mentioned that the main character, Danny Torrence is now an alcoholic, and from the back of the room husband goes, "Does he drink red rum?"

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What is The Matrix...?

When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.

They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.

He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."

For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.

No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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Infamous Second Father, Dad just got me in the car.

Was explaining Infamous to dad and mentioned the main character went to Seattle. I finished explaining the story and he replies: "Oh good ! They all lived happily ever after! Now whos Attle anyway?" "What do you mean?" I replied "Well the main character went to See Attle you said!" He shone with pride.

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My dad's idea of a good pun.

My dad does a lot of community opera, and they were showing "The Mikado" by Gilbert and Sullivan. The main female character happened to be Asian-American, which was (obviously) quite ironic.

Lead Female Character: "Can anyone guess what kind of Asian I am?"

My dad: "Are you a secret Asian?"

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Made my Dad proud

Yesterday I was watching a film with the family, with a scene where the main character was driving towards the camera for a while. My Mum said "Ooh, do you know how they film those scenes?"

My Dad and I simultaneously turned to her and said "with a camera".

The pride in his face almost made me well up.

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If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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Spongebob Squarepants is the main character

But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️

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I always wondered why SpongeBob is the main character...

If Patrick is the star...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraftDraw
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SpongeBob should not be the main character.

Patrick is the star of the show.

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