What is the longest sentece you can get by using two words?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slave_Schatz
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Longest pun in the world: 10,784 words. 55,996 characters. longestjokeintheworld.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knestleknox
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Do you want to know what the longest word in the English language is?

Smiles.

The first and last letters are miles apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hockputer09
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between the S's.

Have to give credit to my ten year old daughter for this one... Apparently I'm bringing her up right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

My dad told me this one this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christmas-Pickle
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Why is β€˜smile’ the longest word in the world?

Because it has a mile in it.

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What's the longest word in the Spanish language?

La palabra mas larga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My (late grand)dad's favorite joke: What's the longest English word ever?

Smiles

Because it's one mile from the first S to the next.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitesummerside
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What is the longest word in the English language ?

Smiles. ……There is a mile between each β€œS”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brittany90210
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2023
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Do you wanna know what the longest word in the English language is?

"smiles"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realkarthiknair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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"Smiles" is the longest word in the English language

The first and last letters are a mile apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvlyc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2022
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What's the longest word in the English language?

>!Smiles 😁 (The first and last letters are a mile apart.)!<

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The longest word in the English language is smiles.

Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHoleStuffer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. Theres a mile between each s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBradWolf07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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did you know smiles is the longest word in the english languages..

The first and last letters are mile apart...

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what's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles, as there's a "mile" between the two s'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidus1980
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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What’s the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. There’s a mile between the S’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What is the longest word?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
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Longest word

What's the longest word in the dictionary.?? Smiles there is a mile between the S,s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psycoticmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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My son asked me what the longest word is in the English language. I said, β€œSmiles.”

Because there’s a mile between the S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agent25522
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Araia_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What's the longest word in the English language?

A word from our sponsors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuba_phone
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What's the longest word in the english language?

It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTcxic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatyas0310
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.

The first and last letters are miles apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's the longest word in the English Language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is the longest word in the english language?

β€šSmilesβ€˜ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeislikeadick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, there’s a mile between the two s’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatsir
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Heard this one at the dentist: What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. There's a mile between each S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Longest Word in the English language.

Do you know what the longest word in the dictonary is??

Smiles, because there is a mile between the S's ....

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